dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

(via sextnoise)


unbeliefs:

i just want a pretty face and nice clothes

(via divesting)


Follow me please I’m lonely

Follow me please I’m lonely

(via xyzebro)


Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
Person: laughs
Me: I am the worst human being alive
Me: I stole that
Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
Me: I should never speak again

What if birds had wheels for legs

mydogsnokes:

And every time they wanted to fly they had to take off like an airplane

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


clammus:

F1000013 (by Carl W. Heindl)


Follow me please I’m lonely

clammus:

F1000013 (by Carl W. Heindl)

Follow me please I’m lonely

(via eclecticpandas)


dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

(via pizza)


lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(via collapsed)


i hate this fuckin website now i gotta blog with this damn dollar store abraham lincoln fuckin hat on my damn icon fuck this

(via xyzebro)


maleteen:

chinese food is more important than 95% of the things in my life

(via sextnoise)


mydogsnokes:

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

(via masturbending)


fhlorai:

mineee don’t delete plssss


Follow me please I’m lonely

fhlorai:

mineee don’t delete plssss

Follow me please I’m lonely

(via crystahll)


ugly:

this guy in my class is wearing shorts, socks with sandals, a shirt that says swag on it, and a snapback he is definitely straight

(via pizza)


I’m still learning
how to just
be.
(40/365) by (DS)

(via veganvibez)